The sun rose over the horizon, and the pilgrim saw it. A marvelous sight
the pilgrim beheld, though such as it was, the pilgrim was blinded.
Spake he then: "though I have lost my sight, I say I have gained
something I had not prior and I will hold it dearly in my heart 'til the
end of my days!"
Finding out that Elon Musk was forced out as CEO of PayPal in favor of noted vampire Peter Thiel bc Elon Musk was adamant they keep it named “X dot com” instead of Paypal unlocks so much. His space company, his literal child, and now Twitter: it’s the world’s most inane Rosebud. He actually bought back the URL, like a cherished childhood sled (owning the right to name a website the letter “X”)
Some people told him it made more sense to have their banking company have a indicative name instead of generically being called “X” with vague allusions to being The Site For Everything, and he’ll prove those fools WRONG by getting the same things yelled at him over a different website’s name twenty years later
For twenty two years he’s been stewing about people telling him PayPal was a better name for a payment site than X. He was so invested in X dot com at the time they waited to hold the vote until he was on vacation. He has been furious over people saying “it’s better for our site to have a name that tells you what it is instead of a letter” since before 9/11. This is his entire life
ALT
Pictured above: the only moment Elon Musk has ever been happy, before it turned to all-consuming rage and envy over a single letter
Is… is THAT why he called his space company SpaceX???
fr tho, I’m convinced at this point that he got divorced just so he could have another X.
STATUS: DIVORCED
And in case you all forgot, literally the name of his child is X
You guys are fucking brain dead, her name is princess PEACH she shouldn’t have big tits she should have a rosy fat juicy delicious ass, god I hate coming to anime club
what if we meet intelligent alien life out there but the novelty eventually wears off and we’re back to “i wonder if we’re alone in the universe or if there’s more than just humans and galorphasians”
Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.
This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.
once again saying. stop using spotify. the 1-2 punch of bandcamp and piracy is cool and good. renting access to your music library is bad and spotify is at the point where it needs to actually become profitable or its going to collapse. and its not going to become profitable. its going to get worse and more expensive and then collapse taking your entire library with it. get ahead of it start building an offline music library before your current rented library gets ethered
get a list of everything in your library so you can find the music again elsewhere. i dont have spotify so i cant test it but something like this
ALT
